F.A.Q.

 

Okay. You want to hear answers to my most frequently answered questions? Here they come.

 

Q: Why do you draw a comic about Satan if you don't believe in him?

A: I have no fear of retribution from him and am not worried about lawsuits as Satan seems to be buried up to his arse in legal defense anyway.

 

Q: Why does Satan have a skull head?

A: Cuz it's funny.

 

Q: Why do Satan and Toady look so similar?

A: Because they are republicans.

 

Q: Why do midgets hit me with fish?

A: Stop drinking NyQuil straight from the bottle.

 

Q: Why are you shaving my cat?

A: You won't. Ya slacker.

 

Q: How'd you get in here?

A: I made a right turn at the kitchen.

 

Q: What is the relative coefficient in a quantum algorithmic inversion?

A: If I give you the answers, you'll never learn.

 

Q: Who are you?

A: Duh!

 

Q: Why do you keep touching me?

A: You're there.

 

Q: What is this thing up my nose?

A: It's your finger.

 

Q: What's the name of this song?

A: My Own Summer.

 

Q: What is the relative coefficient in a quantum algorithmic inversion?

A: Stop repeating yourself. I'm not giving you the answer.

 

Q: Why aren't these questions about the comic strip?

A: Who's running this FAQ, anyway?