First underling of Satan

Giant arsed Toady picHave you ever had a boss who sucked? I mean, REALLY sucked? Wait, wait, you're still not getting it, a boss who made you: come home with him after work, line up his dates, floss his hooves, walk his dog, feed his dog, clean up after his dog, replace his dog, do his work, rebuild his computer system, trim his horns, brush his teeth, check under his bed for monsters, be the monster under his bed, taste his food, slay his enemies, delegate his authority on you, type all his memoes, file away his insurance fraud papers, burn his belongings and still make you spend the one free weekend you get a decade torturing souls?

You have? Oh, well then... Toady should be looking for a replacement soon. You already fit the job description.









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